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Mooore Hampton!!!!! And also!! Ambrosius! Should’ve made him even fluffier but it’s too late now.

[ID: a digital, fully colored drawing of Hampton from Fawx & Stallion.

Hampton is a white man with freckles and honey coloured, wavy hair. He’s wearing a blue coat and is holding up Ambrosius, a fluffy orange cat with a delighted expression. /End ID]

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[angryducktimemachine]

This post was brought to you by: five northern germans peer reviewing my norddeutsch

[ID: a digital drawing of Peter Lukas from the Magnus Archives.

He's a white man with a white beard, wearing a dark hat and coat. He's holding a pipe. His eyes are hidden in the shadow of his hat except for a white point of light.

White text next to him is saying "moin meen jung, jetzt aber butta bei de fische, dat enne kommt" /End ID]

Also for anyone whose curious: basically he's just saying "hello my boy, lets face it, the end is near".

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Working out a design for him cause I feel like he’s currently making himself at home in my brain.

[ID: a digital, fully colored drawing of Hampton from Fawx & Stallion. He’s a white man with honey coloured hair and freckles. He’s wearing a blue coat over a beige waistcoat and brown trousers. /End ID]

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[spicynectarines]

this is how i feel about any Warriors character

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[cuprumbao]

angel plumbers

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I’ve known Hampton Fawx for 15 minutes but I want to lock him and Rudyard Funn in a room together and watch what happens

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[sparkliest-bard-bracket]

✨Round 3: Match 6✨

Neil Banging Out the Tunes (Tumblr) vs Loquatius Seelie (Critical Role)

Neil Banging Out the Tunes

Loquatius Seelie

(See Results)

Neil Banging Out the Tunes Propaganda:

• He's a bard because he's banging out the tunes. He's sparkly because his keyboard is ~*rainbows*~

Loquatius Seelie Propaganda:

• changeling celebrity broadcaster in sparkly gold
• He is a changeling and can look like whatever he wants, he is a bard-warlock multiclass, as mentioned above he usually wears a suit made of super shiny gold (extra sparkle points), and he is a ✨charismatic news broadcaster✨. He also is the most devoted to his ex-wife and it's so adorable <3

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[sparkliest-bard-bracket]

✨Round 3: Match 13✨

Oscar Wilde (Rusty Quill Gaming) vs Freddie Mercury (Real Life)

Oscar Wilde

Freddie Mercury

(See Results)

(Oscar Wilde art by @lhoandbehold)

Oscar Wilde Propaganda:

• Actual play podcast NPC, so actual bard character. Has died twice but has come back just as iconic. In the last season he acquires the “robes of the Resplendent Thespian” which kinda looks like a Shakespeare outfit but in rainbow colours. Just… so very sparkly 
• His Pathfinder class is Bard and he loves looking glamorous and casting Prestidigitation on himself. He's a powerful illusionist.
• Wilde also used prestidigitation and mundane make-up to cover up the fact that he was suffering from a mysterious curse, and when someone asked if he was alright, he send up a stream of magical fireworks that spelled out "Wilde's fine, stop asking". He also got punched in the nuts by a goblin once.

Freddie Mercury Propaganda:

• 🎶HEEEEEE IS THE CHAAAMPION MY FRIEEENDS🎶

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I made that joke back when @revoleotion first came up with Elxians name and I had to make it canon that if Friederick gets drunk he’ll start singing silly songs he comes up with himself so uh. Yeah. I’m sorry for my fellow Germans.

[ID: a digital sketch of Friederick, the artists OC. He’s a gnome holding a bottle of alcohol in his right hand and leaning on a table with his left. He’s drunk and singing “Blau Blau Blau blüht der Elxian”. /End ID]